Now I can understand why so many folks completely despise the likes of Michael Bay. After all his movies are basically nonsensical, explosion-fests filled with cheesy dialog, stupid characters, and really childish toilet humor that would make the creators of an Uwe Boll film blush in envy. However there's simply saying your piece and then moving on towards other productive things and then there's simply obsessing over someone and pretending like you're some sort of messiah of critics. I'm sorry but there's only one messiah and his name is Brad Jones, aka the Cinema Snob.
Lets be honest folks, ever since Doug Walker brought back his signature creation, the reviews have become less humorous, instead having opted the Family Guy method of cutting away to skits that drag on too damn long and if that's not occurring then its merely the Nostalgia Critic acting like he's somehow more enlightened just because he masturbated far too many times to Stanley Kubrick films. Now as fantastic as movies like the Shining, Full Metal Jacket and A Clockwork Orange were, its no surprise that in real life the director was a bit of an asshole (understandable I suppose) and I'm amazed that R Lee Ermy didn't smack him over the side of his head.
You have made two videos now, detailing everything that you hated about the modern day dumb summer blockbuster that is the Bayformers franchise and now you wanna create another one. I never thought I'd see the day where Brad Jones (someone you'll never live up to) act in a more dignified manner concerning this train wreck of this movie and he fucking despises Michael Bay. Everyone else has moved on but you, you over emotional nugget whom still obsesses over a director whose only crime was constantly delivering the equivalent of a Mcdonalds Happy Meal which still continues to sell. Why? Because dumb shit has always made a profit and it always will. I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, its just something you have to accept with reality instead of what's being spewed out from most colleges nowadays.