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Now I can understand why so many folks completely despise the likes of Michael Bay. After all his movies are basically nonsensical, explosion-fests filled with cheesy dialog, stupid characters, and really childish toilet humor that would make the creators of an Uwe Boll film blush in envy. However there's simply saying your piece and then moving on towards other productive things and then there's simply obsessing over someone and pretending like you're some sort of messiah of critics. I'm sorry but there's only one messiah and his name is Brad Jones, aka the Cinema Snob.

Lets be honest folks, ever since Doug Walker brought back his signature creation, the reviews have become less humorous, instead having opted the Family Guy method of cutting away to skits that drag on too damn long and if that's not occurring then its merely the Nostalgia Critic acting like he's somehow more enlightened just because he masturbated far too many times to Stanley Kubrick films. Now as fantastic as movies like the Shining, Full Metal Jacket and A Clockwork Orange were, its no surprise that in real life the director was a bit of an asshole (understandable I suppose) and I'm amazed that R Lee Ermy didn't smack him over the side of his head.

You have made two videos now, detailing everything that you hated about the modern day dumb summer blockbuster that is the Bayformers franchise and now you wanna create another one. I never thought I'd see the day where Brad Jones (someone you'll never live up to) act in a more dignified manner concerning this train wreck of this movie and he fucking despises Michael Bay. Everyone else has moved on but you, you over emotional nugget whom still obsesses over a director whose only crime was constantly delivering the equivalent of a Mcdonalds Happy Meal which still continues to sell. Why? Because dumb shit has always made a profit and it always will. I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, its just something you have to accept with reality instead of what's being spewed out from most colleges nowadays.
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: Transformers 1986 OST
  • Reading: nothing I'm pissed off right now
  • Watching: South Park
  • Playing: Stick of Truth
  • Eating: a bagel
  • Drinking: Coffee yet again

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Zigholtul88
Brandon Hoppel
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United States
Current Residence: Located deep within the prime evils of the Floridian Marshes
Favourite genre of music: Videogame Music
Favourite style of art: Anything by Yoshitaka Amano
Operating System: Windows XP
Shell of choice: Tortoise Shell
Wallpaper of choice: Illithid Flesh
Skin of choice: Dragonscale
Favourite cartoon character: Dark Schneider (from Bastard OVA)
Personal Quote: I'm too bloody old for this
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Now I can understand why so many folks completely despise the likes of Michael Bay. After all his movies are basically nonsensical, explosion-fests filled with cheesy dialog, stupid characters, and really childish toilet humor that would make the creators of an Uwe Boll film blush in envy. However there's simply saying your piece and then moving on towards other productive things and then there's simply obsessing over someone and pretending like you're some sort of messiah of critics. I'm sorry but there's only one messiah and his name is Brad Jones, aka the Cinema Snob.

Lets be honest folks, ever since Doug Walker brought back his signature creation, the reviews have become less humorous, instead having opted the Family Guy method of cutting away to skits that drag on too damn long and if that's not occurring then its merely the Nostalgia Critic acting like he's somehow more enlightened just because he masturbated far too many times to Stanley Kubrick films. Now as fantastic as movies like the Shining, Full Metal Jacket and A Clockwork Orange were, its no surprise that in real life the director was a bit of an asshole (understandable I suppose) and I'm amazed that R Lee Ermy didn't smack him over the side of his head.

You have made two videos now, detailing everything that you hated about the modern day dumb summer blockbuster that is the Bayformers franchise and now you wanna create another one. I never thought I'd see the day where Brad Jones (someone you'll never live up to) act in a more dignified manner concerning this train wreck of this movie and he fucking despises Michael Bay. Everyone else has moved on but you, you over emotional nugget whom still obsesses over a director whose only crime was constantly delivering the equivalent of a Mcdonalds Happy Meal which still continues to sell. Why? Because dumb shit has always made a profit and it always will. I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, its just something you have to accept with reality instead of what's being spewed out from most colleges nowadays.
  • Mood: Disbelief
  • Listening to: Transformers 1986 OST
  • Reading: nothing I'm pissed off right now
  • Watching: South Park
  • Playing: Stick of Truth
  • Eating: a bagel
  • Drinking: Coffee yet again

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SharpRealmcomics Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Professional General Artist
spar some change! (pointss) just 1 for a old beggerr
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SexyPancakes10113 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Student Writer
Hi. I don't know why I'm here. But, hi. I like your imagery in your literature. Okay, bye now. 
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
Oh, are you talking about the story I posted in my last journal entry? If that's the case then thanks. Apparently I had more imagination during my high school years due to the passage of time I seem to have lost it.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Pal, you got to see Takara's AOE Movie Advance's all four Black Knight Dinobots tagoal.flxsrv.org/images_2014_…
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Yo, pal. Have you yet seen 2015 RID Warrior Class Grimlock?
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Yeah and I wish it at least came with a sword accessory. I think for the RID line I might just stick with the Cyberverse figures considering some of them (Steeljaw) are actually better than their deluxe counterpart.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
About Cyberverse figures, more politically correctly it's Legion Class now as Cyberverse is evolved. I take you have heard, that RID Warrior Class Grimlock makes well homage and call back to original G1 Grimlock.


Speaking of, what you think 2015 RID Grimlock's dino mode?
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Well regardless of what Hasbro is calling them I'll still be collecting. Already got Steeljaw and Strongarm and they are quite awesome.

As for RID Grimlock I get a slight Godzilla vibe from it given the stance and color scheme.
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Hobbittzu Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
Thank ya kindly for the :+fav: on my Reb Brown mini! :thanks: 
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014
Hey, pal. Have you seen Takara MP Gold Megatron?
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
Holy cheese and biscuits that Hound looks amazing and......$122.60!

WTF, that's too bloody expensive. I could probably get two Masterpiece figures for that amount of money.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
Here is tip of the iceberg www.seibertron.com/transformer…
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
Pal, you got to see this three www.seibertron.com/transformer… from Takara's TF Legends line.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Hi, pal. Allow me to show you TFSS 2014 Treadshot and Catgut www.seibertron.com/toys/lightb…
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Damn that does look good though it could use a few paint apps.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
I know. 2014 TFSS Tradshot is cool updated of original Action Master Treadshot. Generations Warpath mold truly works on him. Not to mention Catgut get's also updated.


Speaking of Action Masters getting updated, you should see this www.seibertron.com/transformer…
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DTD-Design Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi I have just started a group which is a collection of great art. And you fit into that category great

Please join
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
Well I decided to join but if you're not a fan of tastefully done traditional nude art then I may not be the right person. 
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DTD-Design Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
dooesnt matter
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
Hey, pal. You got to see this TF toy news.

1) www.seibertron.com/transformer…

2) www.seibertron.com/transformer…
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Sorry for the late response mate, haven't been feeling too well. As for the links I'm actually more interested in the Generations stuff. Now concerning the AOE figures I have yet to see both Galvatron and Hound show up, all the stores around here are clogged up with those stupid flip changers and 1 step change crap that nobody seems to want.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Same thing here. Near market only offers AOE 1 step change, AOE titan guards and AOE Construct-Bots. AOE Construct-Bots are okay, but I really would like see AOE Generations toys here.

I still keep my wish on Generations Thrilling 30 to show up here. It's not too late for them to come here.
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DoctorVK Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
In return, I show you new images of coming Protectobot sets www.seibertron.com/transformer…
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
Everything looks good so far except for one that's a redeco of ROTF Blazemaster. Seriously that mold freaking sucks. Transforming it is a major pain and the robot mode looks terrible.
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